By Beth
So, did everybody else run right out and buy Thermos funtainers for your kids after Emily wrote about them over the summer. I'm sure I'm not the only one. I'm hoping I'm not also the only one who let the top half of the straw, the part that bends when you close the top, get a little, well, disgusting. In my defense, one straw is still just fine, but the other one is frankly embarrassing.
I tried jamming a q-tip in there, and it didn't get all the disgusting whatever out. So I went to buy a replacement straw, but to do that you have to actually call Thermos customer service. Come on people, this is 2012, I don't speak to my own husband on the phone and I have no interest in buying things that way.
I clearly had to turn to eBay instead, but first I tried one last-ditch effort, and it worked! I carefully put a wooden toothpick through the straw to hold it straight and open, and then I boiled it for three minutes, then I immediately jammed another q-tip in there and swished it around, and viola! I just saved myself $9 on ebay AND a ridiculous phone call to Thermos.
I would lobby for a Mom of the Year title, if not for the memory of how I let my child use a nasty, filthy straw for who knows how long before I noticed. So nevermind about my award.









